28th An*l Red Dress R#n

The 28th An*l Red Dress R#n was ON-ON!

• Date: Saturday, September 27, 2025
• Time: 11:30 muster, on out at 12pm-ish (noon)
• Start Location: Top Hops Beer Shop, 88 Essex Street, New York, NY 10002
• Transportation: F/M/J/Z to Delancey-Essex, B/D to Grand, 6 to Spring St
• Registration Cost: $69.00 + $3.69 for cc fees (via Venmo or cash at the start)
• Trail notes: A to B trail. Multiple Chicken/Eagle/Turkey splits. Shot checks, beer checks. Iconic NYC views! Turkeys (walkers) had about 3 miles, Eagles 5–6. Beer and beer alternatives at all stops.
• On-in: Weird cool private space with outdoor area and game tables. A meal and snax with GF and vegan options.
• After party: Lucky 13 (644 Sackett St. in Go-Anus, Brooklyn) — NYCH3 opened a tab, you tipped the pole workers.
• Charity: NYCH3 supports poll workers! $6.90 of each rego fee went to Vet the Vote, which supports poll workers who love animals. It's a party, it doesn't have to make sense.

Who Came?!

#Urbanpandanyc (NYCH3) · 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE! (NYCH3) · A Better Mouse Snatch (NYCH3) · Beeeestiality B4 Boys (Boston H3) · Blue Goat Animus Liber (NYCH3) · Bodypump (Edinburgh) · Captain Seaman (KCH3 Kona Coast) · Cheeky Bastard (Brooklyn H3) · Clappin Cheekz (Knickerbocker H3) · Cumligrapher (NYCH3) · Dog Blower (Summit H3) · Double Stuffed (NYCH3) · Drop a Pin Slip It In (NYCH3) · Drunksophila (NYCH3) · Dunkel Schweiß (NYCH3) · E = I'm A Douche (NYCH3) · Edward Shittyhands (NYCH3) · Field of Creams (NYCH3) · FinkyDink (NYCH3) · Frank Llayd Wrong (SBH3) · Grayvee Train (BKH3) · Gynoplasty (NYCH3) · Holey Dumpster Fire (BH3) · Jack in the Bus (NYCH3) · Just Adrienne (NYCH3) · Just Eduardo (NYCH3) · Just Elizabeth (TBD) · Just Faith (NYCH3) · just Hannah (NYCH3) · Just Nick (NYCH3) · JustJakob (NYCH3) · Keystroker (KCH3 Kona Coast) · Leaky Bladder (NYCH3) · Love Canal (NYCH3) · Mandatory Fun (NYCH3) · Masturbator Dislocator (MD) (NYCH3) · Mile High Cherry Pie 🍒🥧 (NYCH3) · Moses (NYCH3) · Mussel (Brooklyn H3) · No Genitals (Summit H3) · Propenheimer (NYCH3) · Shut the Chuck Uo (NYCH3) · Snack Dat Ass (NYCH3) · Some Like It Twat (NYCH3) · Stone Chode Steve Chalkston (NYCH3) · Surprise! I'm Illiterate (BKH3) · Sword Swallower (NYCH3) · Tall Dark and Hammered (G2FMH3) · Teflon (EH3, Edinburgh Scotland) · Tumblina (NYCH3) · What A Cunt! (NYCH3) · Wiener Riser (SummitH3)