NYCH3 R*n #2000: A Three Hour Pour

For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invited every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th – June 18th, 2023!

The main event took place on Saturday, June 17 as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 wacky years. Take your pick of trails: Eagle, Chicken or Turkey (walker-friendly), and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! The grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it's been old enough to drink).

2000 Week Schedule of Events

• Wednesday, 6/14 @ 7:00p – KnickH3/NYCH3 #1999: Party Like it's 1999! (Theme: Purple! Paisley Park! Lingerie!)
• Thirstday 6/15 – Red Dress Beer Mile! (Relay division with teams of 4 and solo miler division)
• Friday, 6/16 @ 2:00p–8:00p – Choose your own Prelube Adventure! All options merge at 8pm near the hash hotel.
  • Brooklyn Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
  • Chinatown Dumpling Crawl
  • Long Island Shiggy Trail
• Saturday 6/17 @ 9:00a – Super Eagle trail from the hash hotel to the start
• Saturday, 6/17 @ 10:00a – NYCH3 #2000: A Three Hour Pour (Theme: Nautical, Sailors, Yacht Rock, The Love Boat, Gilligan)
• Saturday, 6/17 @ 5:30p – Greater Gotham Full Moon After Party
• Sunday, 6/18 @ 11:69a (12:09p) – New Amsterdamn Hangover bR*Nch fatboy trail
• BONUS for the strong of liver! Brooklyn H3 #1101: Only the Strong Survive!

Registration (history)

• 20 × Super Eagle Early Bird – $69.69 SOLD OUT!
• 20 × Eagle Early Bird – $79.69 SOLD OUT!
• 20 × Big Chicken Early Bird – $89.69 SOLD OUT!
• Standard Registration – $99.69 ONLINE REGISTRATION CLOSED

Thank you to our Super Turkey Super Supporters who registered at the $169 level: Kaptain Hooker, Lone Wolf, Love Canal, Full of Schist — and to all the NYCH3 hashers who contributed extra kitty money all year to make this insane party possible!

Organized by What A Cunt! (Grand Mattress of Bossyness and Logistics) with Pussyfoot (Hash Cash) and Pizza Slut (Technological Brain Person/Rego Wrangler).

Who Came?! (181 strong)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE! (GGFM) · 2nd Cumming (Richmond HHH) · 4"Spike (Key West H3) · A Better Mouse Snatch (LILH3) · Ahoy The Wanker (NYCH3) · Am. Dave #6 (NYCH3) · Assotope (Pittsburgh H3) · Ba-Dum Smurf Meow (Brooklyn H3) · Barnacle (Brooklyn H3) · Bibbidy Bobbidy Booze (NYCH3) · Big Stonz (Asheville H3) · Big Surprise (Summit H3) · Blow in the Park (NYCH3) · Body Glide (Atlanta & Pinelake H4) · Boo Berry Tits (Flour City H3) · Bottom of the Ninth (Key West H3) · brobayashi (Brooklyn H3) · Check MotherfuCker (GGFM) · Checkspreader (Brooklyn H3) · Cheeky Bastard (Brooklyn H3) · Choo Choo Cabra (Richmond HHH) · Cock in a Net (Pitt H3) · Cock-a-Noodle (Dayton H4) · Cockstar (NYCH3) · Cosmopolitits (Queens Black Knights) · Cougar (Asheville H3) · CPA (SFH4) · Crawlaholic (NYCH3) · Cross Dressing Guard (Cleveland H4) · Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin (LILH3) · Cum On Moses (Brooklyn & AVL) · Cumligraphy (NYCH3) · Cumz with Scotch (FTroopH3) · Depantsipation Proclamation (Skull & Boners H3) · Dick In Hand (Asheville H3) · Dime Store "Wank Wonky" Tom Cruise (NYCH3 / Chicago H3) · Ditch Sucker (NYCH3) · Doner Kebab (NYCH3) · Drop a Pin (NYCH3) · Drowning in Dick (Mosquito H3) · Drug Bust (Brooklyn H3 / Frankfurt H3) · Drunksophila Masturbator (LILH3) · Dude, Where's My C*nt!? (DBH3) · DumbleDick (Rideau HHH, Ottawa) · Dunkel Schweiß (NYCH3) · E = I'm A Douche (Eager 4 Beaver H3) · Eager for Beaver (NYCH3) · Easy A (Mutha Rucker H3) · eRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED (Vulcan H3) · Extra Terresticle (Boston H3) · Field of Creams (NYCH3) · Floppy Dicks (Wandering Whore H3) · Fluffy Lockerman (Brooklyn) · Foreign My Twat (NYCH3) · Fraggle Cock (NYCH3) · Frank Llayd Wrong (Skull and Boners H3) · Free Hand (AVLH3) · Fuk Stik (Blue Hen H3) · Full of Schist (NYCH3) · Gabe the Babe (NYCH3) · Garden Ho (Atlanta / Pinelake H4) · Gay If It Suits Me (Tidewater H3) · Geordi La Foreskin (NYCH3) · Grayvee Train (Brooklyn H3) · Gynoplasty (Brooklyn H3) · H.N.I.C. (Key West H3) · Hardman (Bahrain H3) · Headlights (Brooklyn H3) · Hedgehog (New York H3) · Hi on Pot (Summit H3) · Holey Dumpster Fire (Boston H3) · HuMmeR (CUntHHH) · I Came First (Cleveland HHHH) · I-Feel Tower (Richmond HHH) · I'll Finish Tomorrow (PGH-3) · Idle Handjobs (NYC H3) · Jack in the Bus (NYCH3) · Jersey Steamer (NYCH3) · Jew Mama So Bad (NYCH3) · JUST Bahamonde (NYCH3) · Just Cole (NYCH3) · Just Damion (NYCH3) · Just Ginny (NYCH3) · Just Jamie (NYCH3) · Just Jeff (NYC) · Just Katie (Northboro H3) · Just Pavel (NYCH3) · Just Peru (New York H3) · Just Pierre · Just Sahil (BKH3) · Just Val (Knickerbocker H3) · Just Wesley (New Amsterdam) · Just Will (NYCH3 — Mother Hash is Atlanta) · Kaptain Hooker (Long Island Lunatics) · Kinky Candied Ham (Dallas H3) · Kunt Fu (Hudson Valley H3) · Kunt-Fu Weasel (Pittsburgh HHH) · La Drone (Indyscent) · laird stiefvater · Legs Lesley (NYCH3) · Little bunny fuck fuck (Indyscent) · Little Pair (New York H3) · Lone Wolf (Street Roamer) · Loogie (Summit H3) · Look at that Hole (Lehigh Valley H3) · Love Canal (NYCH3) · Luke Fairy (Summit H3) · Lumber Jackoff (Summit H3) · LUNCH (Third Herd Riyadh) · Mandatory Fun (Knickerbocker H3) · Manhole (Merida Maya Mayhem M3H3) · Masturbator Dislocator, MD (NYCH3) · Mean Jean the Down Down Machine (NYCH3) · Meow Ja Trois (NYCH3) · Metrosweatual (Brooklyn H3) · Mile High Cherry Pie (NYCH3) · Mrs. Sweatual (Brooklyn H3) · Mugsy (NYCH3) · Mussel (Cantab H3) · My Safe Word Is Machete (Dayton H4) · Nerves O'Squeal (NYCH3) · NHN Marie (Antarctica H3) · Noah's Dinghy (NYCH3) · Obamanatrix (NYCH3) · Offensive Discharge (Denver H3) · Pandamoanium (Wandering Whore H3) · Panic At The Dick Show (NYCH3) · Pert Plus formerly Stuff my Fluff (NYCH3) · Pickle Snatch (Skull and Boners) · Pizza Slut (NYCH3) · Polish Manslave (NYCH3) · Pooper Scooper (Minneapolis HHH) · Post Facial Drip (NYCH3) · Prairie Dog'n (NYCH3) · Princess Monkey Spanker (Calgary HHH) · Professional Ball Handler (AVL H3) · Pussy Repellant (NYCH3) · Pussyfoot (NYCH3) · Rapunzel (NYC) · Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver (Skull and Boners H3) · Sarah DownUnder (NYCH3) · SassyLassy (Summit H3) · Sinuous (NYCH3) · Skidmark (AVLH3) · Smashmouth (NYCH3) · Snack Dat Ass (NYCH3) · Snatch Chat (Boston H3) · Snorts When She Cums (DBH3) · Some Like It Twat (GGFM) · Spam Risk (Queens Black Knights H3) · Spank The Plank (NYCH3) · Splat! (jHavelina H3) · Spreading My Genes · Steamer (NAWW) · Strap-On Crampon (Calgary HHH) · Suck 'em Up (Summit H3) · Surprise! I'm Illiterate (GGFM) · Sword Swallower (Brooklyn) · Tall Dark & Hammered (GGFM) · Tastes Great (BVD) · The Body (Brooklyn H3) · the buttler hit it (Boston Moon H3) · The Teal Train to Pound Town (LILH3) · THKFA Dr Taco (FTROOPH3) · Tie Dye Me Down (NYCH3) · Tiger's Woody (Brooklyn H3) · TITR (LILH3) · Toe Dirt (Indyscent) · Topless Barbie (Boston H3) · TreeRex (Summit H3) · Tumbelina (NYCH3) · Turbo Trophy Tits (Asheville H3) · Type Ahole (BH3/CLH3/CUNTH3/LVH3) · Unleavened Head (NYCH3) · USMW (NYCH3) · Viagra Spice (NYCH3) · Virgin Dan (Good Bois H3) · Wet Connection (NYCH3) · Wet Dreams (BVD) · What A Cunt! (NYCH3 / Knickerbocker H3) · Yank IT (NYCH3)